Aries : The PhoenixWe are the jack-o-lanterns in July
Setting fire to the sky
He-here comes this rising tide
So come on.
Taurus : Grand Theft Autumn
Someday I’ll appreciate in value
Get off my ass and call you
(but for) the meantime I’ll sport my
brand new fashion of waking up with pants on
at four in the afternoon.
Gemini : Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued
We’re only liars, but we’re the best (we’re the best)
We’re only good for the latest trends
We’re only good cause you can have almost famous friends
Besides, we’ve got such good fashion sense.
Cancer : What A Catch, Donnie
I got troubled thoughts
And the self-esteem to match
What a catch, what a catch.
Leo : Centuries
Some legends are told
Some turn to dust or to gold
But you will remember me
Remember me for centuries
And just one mistake
Is all it will take
We’ll go down in history.
Virgo : The Pros And Cons Of Breathing
I hate the way you say my name
Like it’s something secret
My pen is the barrel of the gun
Remind me which side you should be on.
Libra : The Carpal Tunnel Of Love
We take sour sips from life’s lush lips
And we shake, shake, shake the hips in relationships
Stomp out this disaster town
You’ll put your eyes to the sun and say,
"I know you’re only blinding
to keep back what the clouds are hiding.”
Scorpio : Tell That Mick He Just Made My List Of Things To Do Today
Stop burning bridges and drive off of them
So I can forget about you
So bury me in memory
His smile’s your rope
So wrap it tight around your throat.
Sagittarius : Thnks Fr Th Mmrs
They say I only think in the form of crunching numbers
In hotel rooms collecting page six lovers
Get me out of my mind and get you out of those clothes
I’m a liner away from getting you into the mood.
Capricorn : Fame < Infamy
When I’m home alone I just dance by myself
And you pull my head so close volume goes with the truth
Signing off “I’m alright in bed but I’m better with a pen”
The kid was alright but it went to his head.
Aquarius : Golden
And I saw God cry in the reflection of my enemies
And all the lovers with no time for me
And all of the mothers raise their babies
To stay away from me.
Pisces : 20 Dollar Nose Bleed
Give me a pen
Call me Mr. Benzedrine
But don’t let the doctor in
I wanna blow off steam.